Sunday, November 19, 2006

Time For Sunday Roast

Prepared by Chef Biatch

Heidi, the Golden Years.


This picture was taken seconds before Betty received
a well placed kick to the groin.
Sorry Mia, only works on the guys.


“when you throw zee teeemate under dee bus,
make sure to reep out dee jugular”.

And they call this fine dining?
This is hillbilly reject shit.
Have at it, food snobs.




I think Frank is hiding from his prom date.


YO YO YO, Lets get this party started!


Oh no, I looked Heatmiser in the eye!

My eyes! My eyes!





Chef McGrumpy done been

demoted to the kiddie table.




Note to Bravo.. Bigger budget.

posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 2:05 AM   16 comments

16 Comments:

At 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

McGrumpy. Ha, ha, ha!

 
At 8:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Depending on the cultural context, offal may be considered as waste material that is thrown away, or as delicacies that command a high price. Offal not used directly for human or animal food is often processed in a rendering plant, producing material that is used for animal feed, fertilizer or fuel."

just thought i'd share that interpertation from wikipedia. lol!

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just thought i'd share that interpertation from wikipedia. lol!


Offally good of you to share!:)

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous chef biatch said...

Ms. Place said...

just thought i'd share that interpertation from wikipedia. lol!


Offally good of you to share!:)

10:21 AM



Bad Ms. Place,bad.

chef biatch

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger PeachPie said...

I've eaten several of these meats (if one could call them that) during childhood. If I remember, I liked them. Oxtail, tounge, tripe, kidney, pigs feet. My father was Italian....

I never knew they were called "offal". Is that pronounced "awful"?

I laugh at the thought that fine dinning restaurants serve these as delicacies. The entire reason that they aren't eaten in America is because we are a highly developed country and don't HAVE to eat them. (So you see, if we're going to be snobs, we should NOT eat them).

Personally, the thought of eating most of these makes my stomach roll. I'm sure I'm being small minded, but I just get queesy thinking of eating something that has to be soaked to remove... (please, don't tell me what it is the soaking has to remove).

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger PeachPie said...

Oh... and I like the part that says the left over offal is used as animal feed and fertilizer. Nice.

 
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say eat germany scheitzer extra large sausage. It is good for your health, just like matcha. 20 times the vitamin C.
Kan pei. Probst.(probe+toast)
I heart Heidi and Oprah, latitude challenged people. I can relate. lol

Random thought.
Bravo should broad-cast in mutlitple channels. Save for kids with KISS messages and funnily wrong for the parents who think funny.
U get my drift right. Those are the comedians I like and enjoy with my kid. Family friendly stations for the whole family with strong positive messages for kids who choose to think. Wow.

 
At 3:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you notice I typo safe and save. my poor brain omelette. Yummy, a delicacy in Asia. Barf

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who needs wiki when one has TV to show blood and body counts.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Parisjasmal said...

tee hee hee! love it!

 
At 11:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to start signing my name to my "Anonymous" posts because I don't want anyone to think that I'm the weird anonymous poster that has been leaving some funky azz chit on here!

Penny

 
At 2:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chef Biatch has done it again! Reject hillbilly shit. Food snobs. YoYoYo. Kiddie tables. McGrumpy. PMP!

nutmeg

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger eric3000 said...

These captions were hilarious!

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger PeachPie said...

lol penny!

 
At 9:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reject hillbilly shit. Food snobs<<< laughing my ass off!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww who in their right darned minds would eat that chit? uck!!!! LOL LOL

 
At 4:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contrary to popular belief, groin kicks work very well on females. I found out the hard way. No other pain like it.

- recovering female groin kick victim

 

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