Sunday Roast
Prepared by Chef Biatch
It ain't gay if its amongst friends.
Bravo finally remembers their target demographic.
Back off bitch, he`s mine.
Aww, ain't he a cutie!
And he just loves the toy Frankie gave him.
Um, is it me or does this seem a
stupid way to test your burners?
Welcome to another exciting episode of Top Cocaine.
Hey Tom, THEY don't do any cooking. Up here big boy!
"You meeen I shaved my heeeed and
sqeeeeeled for nuhzeeeeing?"
Bitch getting all gangsta on us.
"No saffron in the finale,pinkie promise."
"Chef Biatch still loves me?
I cant believe how lucky I am."
posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 2:00 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
Too funny. (I hope the chefs know it's with love).
As for that white powder, all I got to say is that now I know why Marcel was so disliked.
HE DIDN'T SHARE!
Come to think of it, I think I'd like to try that Poi now....
: P
LMAO at the "Chef Tom Stares at Elia's Boobs" shot...that was priceless!
Seriously: "If my hair catches on fire then I know the burner is on." No wonder she was confused about whether there was heat under her pot.
You mean that's NOT how I tell if the burner is on?
what's sad is that i can see "Top Cocaine" as the next reality show.
Funny, y'all. Top cocaine - ha!
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