Tonight on MTV...
by Chef Back Burner
At 10 pm...CRIBS.
This episode we check out the homes of the 4 remaining contestants from Bravo’s TOP CHEF.
We drop by Marcel’s in Las Vegas with his two hetero life partners Gary and Kenny. They take the opportunity to show you their bachelor pad kitchen and their Mr. Science chemistry sets.
On our way out of town we stop in at Elia’s Tuscan style apartment where she shares her success from her other life’s passion...swimming. 2 seconds from the Olympics and she chokes...just as long as it wasn’t on her food.
Then we’ll head to New York City to the tiny loft of Ilan. There he share’s his big dog, his big bed, and his big hat...can a BIG man really exist in a small package?...
Our last stop...Sam’s place. We know all the ladies would like to see where this tall drink of water stores his knives.
At 10:20 pm...MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN.
Hawaiian chef, Alan Wong, celebrates his birthday in style...”I want it to be the best birthday on the island. I want everyone to know that I’m the coolest chef around.” Chef Wong picked a most isolated area in the beautiful Hawaiian islands and looked for the best view. “Everyone is going to fly here on a helicopter. I want them all to see how cool I am.”
He invited famous chefs and Hawaiians. “I wanted anyone whose anyone to be there. Like I was really disappointed when I found out Billy Joel wasn’t going to sing....I ran to the bathroom in tears screaming ‘My party’s ruined. Everyone’s going to laugh.’ But then my sous chef explained who this Salman Rushdie guy was and I though ‘Ok...that’s cool.’”
They had traditional Hawaiian food with...gross what is that stuff....anyway...His final words about his party...”Totally cool. Like, let’s have another one tomorrow night, ‘kay?”
At 10:40 pm...THE INFERNO.
Tonight, the heat is on when the cheftestants have to cook a traditional Luau foods while fire twirlers juggle near theirs stations.
Some one might get there ego charred if they aren’t careful. With no rules the kitchen can turn into a cage match...and personalities are going to clash.
“If they aren’t nice to me...I’ll whip out my other chemicals and blow the *bleep* up!”
“I just might have to get all Molotov Cocktail on their *bleep*.
‘I theenk the guys are really trusteeng me now. We’ve bonded. They want me to help them get Marcel....I’m een!”
“I think I’m all good. Done enough to stay here...and I’m in a secret alliance with Ilan. As long as we only do okay we should make it to the final.”
Un-oh...you never know who to trust and who to roast...in the Inferno.