Half-Assed Sunday Roast
I have a cold. This is the roast.
Lets hope the Wizard gives Danny his heart soon.
Jill`s Jerk Scallop interpretive dance did little to impress the judges but her fellow chefs gave her 7/10 stars.
OK, show of hands. Who would have pushed his face into the plate?
If there is ever a show entitled Top Exorcist, Patrick is a shoo-in.
Dude, you gotta get all the stems out first.
Here is one for you readers to have fun with.