NOOOOOOO!

Life & Style exclusive: Top Chef's Sam Talbot ties the knot!

Top Chef Season 2 finalist Sam Talbot, 30, and his Colombian girlfriend, T-shirt designer and model Paola Guerrero, who's also 30, got married at NYC's City Hall this week, a friend of the chef tells Life & Style.

The two met in Brazil last December and announced their engagement in July.

Congrats to the happy couple!

Photo Credit: WireImage

UPDATE: Ran across this picture of my beloved Sam and that bitch who thinks she stole him from me.

I guess she is cute and all. I don't care though because Sam still loves me. BTW, I totally stole this picture from The Evil Beet.

Thanks Lindsay

I'm gonna go eat a gallon of Cherry Garcia with a Jose Cuervo chaser.