Let the branding begin
Bravo has decided to brand some items to rake in even more Top Chef cash. Here are some things I'd like to see.

Top Chef Tampons. Use them for light days, heavy days or to wipe up that last bit of gravy from your plate.

Top Chef Butt Plugs. No kitchen is complete without one.

Top Chef Astroglide. Use this product and you'll never have a problem banging it out in the kitchen again.
What are some products you'd like to see?
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5 Comments:
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love it
Demented? They know the real you!
(((MUAH)))
Tom looks a little too happy with that butt plug.
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